Free Almonds

An old lady always gave da bus conductor cashew nuts, almonds to eat.

Conductor: So kind of u dat u give me those nuts to eat. Why dont u eat them urself?

Old lady: I dont've teeth to munch dem.

Conductor: Then y did u buy them?

Old lady: I just love d chocolate around them.

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