Kidding!! NO WAY TRUTH and FACT FACT FACT

• Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin.
• Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes you get bad service, sometimes no service and Many times you have to be happy with self service!!!( HEALTHY SAFE)
  
• Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you? To see if you really mean it from the heart and not from the dart!
•  Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow You have to do it again with same perfection.
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•  What's the difference between a bomb & a condom? In a bomb blast, population decreases BUT in a condom blast, population increases.

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Where Did Intelligence Come From?

A little boy went up to his father and asked;


 "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"


 The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, "Cause I Still Have Mine."

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Baba Brand?

This is a conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the public and a marketing guy(X).

X: Which shaving cream do you use?


Y: Baba's
X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba's
X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, What is this Baba? Is it an
international company???
Y: No, He is my roommate.

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Marriage Counselor

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten
years it's
all different,
I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around
barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same
service!"

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